What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

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Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

What does it mean when I have a dream where my friend died? I had this dream last night where one of my friends died in a shootout and I woke up crying.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

Dr No

Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”